Dear Sir or Madame,
I have taken your love as ransom. Here are my demands:
1. freshly baked non-vegan brownies
2. a male flannel shirt
3. plain unsalted rice cakes
4. a carved pumpkin
5. your name
You have two weeks to comply. I will be eagerly waiting.
xoxo,
Blonde Beauty
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2 comments:
i think your clever
wow, this is epic. <3
:)
(HE BETTER COMPLY)
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