Friday, October 24, 2008

MY RESPONSE

Dear Sir or Madame,
I have taken your love as ransom. Here are my demands:
1. freshly baked non-vegan brownies
2. a male flannel shirt
3. plain unsalted rice cakes
4. a carved pumpkin
5. your name
You have two weeks to comply. I will be eagerly waiting.
xoxo,
Blonde Beauty

2 comments:

Plant Huggers Oath said...

i think your clever

Cindy said...

wow, this is epic. <3


:)

(HE BETTER COMPLY)