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MY RESPONSE

Dear Sir or Madame,
I have taken your love as ransom. Here are my demands:
1. freshly baked non-vegan brownies
2. a male flannel shirt
3. plain unsalted rice cakes
4. a carved pumpkin
5. your name
You have two weeks to comply. I will be eagerly waiting.
xoxo,
Blonde Beauty

STALKER

Dear Blonde Beauty,
I've seen you around campus; you stay late in the Bon every night. I've been far too nervous to approach you, for your beauty intimidates me. Hair as striking as yours looks lovely at any length. Even your quirky style and swan-like grace captivate me. I only wish you could see me as I see you.
I'll understand if you do not respond, but I had to take the chance.
-MSC 2229

SO THAT IS THE MESSAGE I GET IN MY MAIL BOX YESTERDAY MORNING.
so i clearly thought it was a huge joke because that is a VERY weird letter but then through thorough investigation its this friends of a Br's RA and she says that he is a legit person but CLEARLY he's not but like now I have to like RESPOND to the letter and I do not know what to DOOOOOOOO so he CLEEEEARLY stalks me and it makes me verrrrrrrry uncomfortable.

EDIT: WHAT DO I RESPOND??????

I HAVE

A CREEPY STALKER WHO IS IN LOVE WITH ME AND IT MAKES ME VERY UNCOMFORTABLE. more to come when i have time.

xoxo,
gossip girl

GFYABFCASBHDV

YOU WOULD BE SO JEALOUS OF WHAT I UJST DID BECUASE IT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DEEP SOUTH AND THERE WAS A GIANT OLD WATER PIPE AND THERE WAS THIS LIKE RUSTY OLD METAL BRIDGE THING AND IT WAS THE BEST THING

oooooo awkward

So there I was, minding my own business, getting out of the shower into the changing part of the shower when I hear a squirmel of noise so I look up and there is reallytallguy just getting into the changing compartment and we make eye contact for like WAY too long then all of a sudden look away from each other. He was fully clothed, I was completely naked.

Oh, the flaws of the shower stall.

meeeermmmmm grumble

So last night I went over to my friends' dorm to avoid studying and Cmini yells as soon as I enter that SHE WANTS TO DO SOMETHING. And since I never back down from a challenge, especially one regarding avoiding my school work, me Cmini and D think of the places we could go on campus to have fun. We concluded that ITS JUST BEEN TOO DARN LONG SINCE THERE WAS SOME CHEESE ACTION. ITS COLLEGE. FUCK THE FACT THAT ITS WEDNESDAY NIGHT AND I HAVE ECONOMICS AT FUCKING 8 IN THE MORNING AND I HAVEN'T DONE ANY OF THE HOMEWORK. So we make one phone call (JUST LIKE HOW QUICKLY IT TOOK US RIGHT??) and smack some UP.

We head out to some woods behind our dorm and I'm reminded of that time we went in the "woods" behind our tent and suggested that this was not a legitimate locale. So we head over to this trail behind the rose garden and find ourselves a nice log to sit upon and whip out the apple, cheese and have ourselves a delightful.. snack. (a sidenote: apples work wonderfully for cheese) Except we were also in a rose garden or blackberry bush, there was some debate, and so we kept on stabbing ourselves with all the thorns so now my hand has multiple holes in it from forgetting to not put my hand on the log. So Cmini, D, roomate of Cmini and D, and me went to go lay in the grass by and everything was MAD creepy becuase there was this american flag with an eery light on it and it was the only light around.

I told them the story about that time I ate chicken and peanut butter but they were hardcore fixated on the fact that we ROASTED A CHICKEN. They thought we were tres clever.

So after a while I returned to my dorm and tried.. to do my homework. It was ... fruitful. A valient effort.

Then I woke up at the fucking crack of dawn to go to fucking economics (at which point the cheese was still alive and kicking in my system). I was... fully there.. and fully alert.. and not at all tired or spacey.

Once class finished, I practically ran back to my dorm, jumped into bed and took the best nap I have ever had in my entire life.

.. OTHER THAN BUNKBED NAPPING OF COURSE.

Ah, college.

AWWWWWW

MY DESKTOP BACKGROUND.
GOODTIMES.
GOODTIMES.

life as a Vegan

i'm feeling mad nostalgic about the summer. i keep feeling like this is a short break from the summer and then i shall return to the nothing days of living at a's house and just kind of being like one of those floaty feathery things. thats what the summer reminded me of. being that floating thing and just kind of being warm and lovely. working at beaver camp seems like years in the past. we had an epic summer. one of these days when i dont have a paper and reading to do (like, never any more since school is tomorrow) i think i will recap some of the summer highlights.

but yea, the weather is great here because its been like 60-70s and like some cloud and some sun which is great weather but its just kind of a shock after just coming from like 80-90s, it makes it feel like summer was a long time ago.

yesterday was the welcome back dinner for all the upperclassman (even though most havent even moved in yet) and so they had like a marimba band or somethign play at dinner.

thats them somewhere else. for us they played sllightly more upbeat and so all the freshman had a dance party to it and it was so lanky because there is no way to dance to that without just flailing. that was really fun because we were all dancing and clapping and singing along and it was great.

then i went back to some peoples rooms and played cards until it was time to go to a comedy performance "sex signals" that was like quite funny in the first half then the second half turned awkward and weird because they made a bizarre transition into PEOPLE RAPE YOU AT COLLEGE it was just bizarre. then i went back to watch a movie with some people in the lounge and it was great and i had to not fall asleep but that is all i ever do when i watch movies so it was hard work. but my friend brought some amazing tea from home (shes from montana ... hehehehehe) and it was DELICIOUS.

the night before i went to an open mic night at the student art place and it was really cool except for one guy that like did a 30 minute lecture and demonstration on the fife. it was a little excessive.

today i bought my books (OUTRAGEOUS PRICE DON'T EVEN BOTHER GOING TO COLLEGE BECAUSE THE BOOKS ARE TOO EXPENSIVE) and i cried the entire time because books are expensive.
then i went into portland to do a scavenger hunt with some people. we thought we were last so we didnt even bother moving at a legitimate pace but it turns out we were fifth so we still won the prize of a dozen donuts at this really cool donut place. the donuts were like donuts so i didn't enjoy them that much but the atmosphere of the place was really cool and i would love to work there at some pointttttttt.

tonight im going to an outdoors backpacking thing info session to see about future trips which i think will be fun. then its BINGO! night... where i figure not too many people will go so maybe ill win a lot becuase they give away dorm decorations which would be lovely to have.

when i get back for thanksgiving we're going out to like RIBS MEAT MEAT MEAT restaurant because they only believe is meat a little bit here. and i believe in meat A LOT. so i'm having a difficult relationship with the meatlessness.

you know you want to send me mail
xoxo
gossip girl

coooooooooollegeeeeeeeeeee

so i think college is great. its really bizarre because when you're out in the world you see a bunch of normal people and then a few sprinkled kool kids that are like really cool. but heeeeeeeeereeee everyone (well, most) are like great. so yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
the only flaw in the system is that my dorm building is kind of lack luster in the department of nonathletic type of constituency. but whatever they're like nice and its not as though only dorm people hang out at all.
i have my first like "pre class" thing in like an hour and im PUMPED. its like the core class for all freshman and one of my roomates is in my class so that should be nice so i can copy all of her homework and cheat off all her tests. but yea, it will be great.
having a bad short term memory is making me FAIL at names. they say it and i immediately forget upon hearing it.

MY GUIDE ON THE WHOLE "ORIENTATION" BIT
orientation is kind of a ROLLERCOASTER OF EMOTIONS as they say. when its like meal time and like stuff to do time i think its great because you just like sit with random people and like talk and like meet people which is really nice. but then when people go like have stuff to do its kind of lonesome for a bit so its just kind of annoying. it probably also doesnt help that im always exhausted by like eight so that i have no modivation to like go and do the night activities or anything.
i figure the first few days are like bizarre for everyone but i think in general its like a great fit for me and everythign so i think thats great. i also figure i'll make great friends eventually because i think everyone does and i'm already starting to like recognize people around and like say hi so thats nice. my advice is sit with someone new everytime there is a thing because its good to do.
i think people are afraid to comment on my jesus tattoo in case im mad religious or something except for one girl i've been hanging out with who is super neat.

MISS YOU GUYS. SEND ME PRESENTS.

good thing i'm not going back to needham high

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Tuesday, August 26, 2008 1:33 AM

From:

me

To:

SPANISH TEACHER@needham.k12.ma.us

Hola,
Encuentro una cámera de hurrones- http://nationalzoo.si.edu/Animals/NorthAmerica/. Es tan interesante, podría mirar por horas y horas!
me

uh oh

i think i just by accident sent my spanish teacher a ferret cam.

SO THEN I THOUGHT...

... that maybe if i was already an lolcat i could make M into an lolcat. (IM TAKING WITH K RIGHT NOW AND IM BEING SO NORMAL AT HER. I THINK ITS CONVENIENT THAT I CAN ALMOST ALWAYS TURN ON MY NORMAL IF I WANT TO)

so M might want to be an lolcat so i was scuffling through some picture of him to try to find the noodle picture because maybe if i found the noodle one there could be something funny about noodles and lolcat and M.

but then LOOK WHAT I FOUND INSTEAD
and then i thought OH WOW LOOK ITS US AGAIN but i thought it for real becuase it seemed like a real looking at them because if it was an us again picture then i would be in it so since i wasn't it must have been them in real life as thought im looking at them in person. i dont think im explaining this very well. but then i remembered we're all seperated by time and space now and it won't be us again until maybe thanksgiving but definetly christmas and then i got all sentimental.
then i thought how great its going to be when its christmas break and its going to be A and K and M and J and Y and K and C and i feel like i'm missing all the people but i can't think to remember them so its going to be great because we'll have stories.

ok
bedtime.
i might not like these posts in the morning.
sleeping kitty never puts the right paws up in a battle to the death.

xoxo,
gossip girl

THE TIME IS IN PORTLAND TIME. IN PORTLAND I WOULD BE TOO TIRED FOR IT TO BE 10 PM

so i was looking at garfield minus garfield and then i thought garfield is a cat like lolcat which i like better than normal cats what if it was lolcat minus cat no that wouldnt be funny because then its just lol and a scenery with no cat so what if it was lolcatwithout a face but with my face so then i tried to do it but every lolcat i found already had a picture of me with it.
like the whole i has a flavr one
or the dude wait what one
or any of them that i found so maybe im an lolcat.

oh god

my computer just made an explosion and told me about something about the future. no but like something really did that.

xoxo
RABiiES GiRL

POST SCRIPTUM

that reminds me of that song that i won't sing because A doesn't like it but my point is is that i don't remember if i mentioned it before nevermind.

I HAVE RABIES

so it's like the middle of no time in the night because i haven't been up past like 9 in all summer so i'm not really awake. but what i do know is that i have rabies because A has rabies because there was a bat in her living room. and do you know where i was all day. in her living room because i was cleaning it. and so i probably didn't notice all of the bat rabies biting me when i was there. i also lived there with dead bats and live bats and so it explains all these bat bites all over me now. i was going to not have rabies but now that i do im going to get my bat rabies shots.
FIRST DAY OF COLLEGE
oh hey i'd love to go to that party with you but i have to go get my rabies shot now because im some sort of freak who lives in the woods with rabies creatures so i get rabies a lot. like now i have rabies so i can't go to the party because i'm going to get my rabies shot now bye.

MY THOUUGHTZ ON MY FINAL DAiiZ of NO COLLEGE
sometimes i have no colllege and some days i do have college in the future. this is my last sunday becuase on wednesday im going to portland. the only problem with going to portland is that i have to pack all my stuff and when i do that that means that i have to remember to bring all my stuff to college which i might not do. other than that im really excited for college because everyone is already at their college or leaving for it soon so im glad i get to do it too because thats what all the kool kids are doing. except for A because she gets to not go to college yet and live with the bats instead. i think i'd rather go to college than live with festering bat rabies but thats why i told A to come early to portland and she is and thats great. i hope that wasn't offensive to A because it might have been but i can't be sure because i don't remember what i wrote.
i think my second wind in waning. or waxing depending on whether or not i took astronomy class (which i didn't).

WHOOPING COUGH
K sent me a file of baby with whooping cough so i could listen to it and it kind of
went in rhythm with the music i had on in the background so i wasn't sure what was song and what was baby because they sort of did it together. but don't worry K, you don't have whooping cough even though i convinced you you did. we have rabies instead. no whooping cough. that would just be too many obscure yet well known diseases to have.
i think.

HEY BOY
i'm listening to hey boy and it reminds me of J, my little buttercup because someone once told me the grass was much greener on the other side but i payed a visit but its possible i missed it it looked different yet exaclty the same whoa whoa whoa. i mean because someone once told me that J liked that song or was singing it. it was either A who told me about it or i thought those thoughts on my own. i can't be sure.

no one shares their inner lives with me and i think thats sad because im a great person to share inner lives to and then everyone gets mad at other people for telling me and i think thats even sadder still.

play with me im going to college soon.
over and out

xoxo
gossip girl

oh hey guyths!

WELL WHAT A LOVELY COUPLE OF DAYS ON THE VINEYARD. It certainly did "lift my spirits" and all. On the boat ride there I was all depressed for it being end of summer and being all meh friends leaving FOREVERRRR into the great beyond and leaving me behind. And then it was just sort of a mopey beginning. But THEN, oh but then things started to turn around and A and I had a lovely relaxing day at the beach.

When it was finally time for me to depart I found a lovely seat outside on the top of the boat on the side of the sunset where no one else was and it was great. I put on my sunglasses and it made everything a lot more intensive color sunset than usual so the sunset actually made like all the rainbow colors in the sky and it was the best thing I ever did see. And all that rainbow made my mind wander to the greatness of us. First there was red and I thought ah T, already in college, being all eDukaTed, don't I miss my little dumpling. Orange, aw yea I'm awesome. Yellow, J, my little peach buttercup who I will definetly see before we depart SO SOON!R*HR*(RHIUE. Green, S, haven't seen that character in a while, perhaps she should stop hanging out with el The(o) del N(or)ten long enough to see us again. Blue, first time not living with that chica in a while WEEEIRDDDDDD, good thing she's coming up early to Portland. (A weird phenomenon om nom nom with the rainbow being purple then indigo HUH?) Purple, Y, all I ever think of is barney because of that time you wore a barney purple bracelet for years, I think she's great and will be great in college. Indigo, K LEAVING FOR COLLEGE! I KNOW EVERYONE WILL LOVE HER AS MUCH as we love her. The gold ring around the setting sun, ah C, I'm glad she is going so close to home so that way on all the times I'm home I can just stalk her dorm. And then the most bizarre happening of all: a giant container of floss began floating across the sky- my little M, only started hanging out with you like this summer (can ya believe it?) but I think we're great and I hope WE WILL REMAIN IN EACH OTHER'S ARMS FOR ALL ETERNITY.

So now here I am back at my house, a place I haven't been for the better part of the month. It makes me feel ready to head off to college. I also went to work today and started to realize that I'm no longer going to work there. I've been working since the end of freshman year and some of the kids have been there the whole time. It's so weird that I'm not going there anymore, and I don't even get to see some of my favorite ones before I leave. I'm going to miss those little buggers a lot.


xoxo,
gossip girl