I HAVE RABIES

so it's like the middle of no time in the night because i haven't been up past like 9 in all summer so i'm not really awake. but what i do know is that i have rabies because A has rabies because there was a bat in her living room. and do you know where i was all day. in her living room because i was cleaning it. and so i probably didn't notice all of the bat rabies biting me when i was there. i also lived there with dead bats and live bats and so it explains all these bat bites all over me now. i was going to not have rabies but now that i do im going to get my bat rabies shots.
FIRST DAY OF COLLEGE
oh hey i'd love to go to that party with you but i have to go get my rabies shot now because im some sort of freak who lives in the woods with rabies creatures so i get rabies a lot. like now i have rabies so i can't go to the party because i'm going to get my rabies shot now bye.

MY THOUUGHTZ ON MY FINAL DAiiZ of NO COLLEGE
sometimes i have no colllege and some days i do have college in the future. this is my last sunday becuase on wednesday im going to portland. the only problem with going to portland is that i have to pack all my stuff and when i do that that means that i have to remember to bring all my stuff to college which i might not do. other than that im really excited for college because everyone is already at their college or leaving for it soon so im glad i get to do it too because thats what all the kool kids are doing. except for A because she gets to not go to college yet and live with the bats instead. i think i'd rather go to college than live with festering bat rabies but thats why i told A to come early to portland and she is and thats great. i hope that wasn't offensive to A because it might have been but i can't be sure because i don't remember what i wrote.
i think my second wind in waning. or waxing depending on whether or not i took astronomy class (which i didn't).

WHOOPING COUGH
K sent me a file of baby with whooping cough so i could listen to it and it kind of
went in rhythm with the music i had on in the background so i wasn't sure what was song and what was baby because they sort of did it together. but don't worry K, you don't have whooping cough even though i convinced you you did. we have rabies instead. no whooping cough. that would just be too many obscure yet well known diseases to have.
i think.

HEY BOY
i'm listening to hey boy and it reminds me of J, my little buttercup because someone once told me the grass was much greener on the other side but i payed a visit but its possible i missed it it looked different yet exaclty the same whoa whoa whoa. i mean because someone once told me that J liked that song or was singing it. it was either A who told me about it or i thought those thoughts on my own. i can't be sure.

no one shares their inner lives with me and i think thats sad because im a great person to share inner lives to and then everyone gets mad at other people for telling me and i think thats even sadder still.

play with me im going to college soon.
over and out

xoxo
gossip girl