Watching my father interact with his two toddlers is very much like watching him be a father for the first time.

Bittersweet.

on my way homeeeeeee

I LIE AND I CHEAT AND I LIE AND I CHEAT I LIE AND I CHEAT I LIE AND I CHEAT

AND THEN I'M SURPRISED WHEN I AM DISAPPOINTED BY THE RESULTS.







LITERALLY. WHAT AM I DOING.



I BELIEVE THE SOLUTION TO THIS PROBLEM IS TO MAKE A DELICIOUS STRAWBERRY BLUEBERRY BANANA SMOOTHIE, POUR THE REST OF MY GIN IN THERE, AND SMOKE FOUR CIGARETTES WHILE I WAIT FOR MY LAUNDRY TO BE DONE. THEN BUY BEER.

Yes, I believe I will feel better then.

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literally shut up right now.

chronically tired.

dudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee yer doin it wronggggggggg