Ughhhhhhhhhhhhgghhhhhh

Worst weekend alone ever.

Ugh.

BFFL

UGHHHHHHHHH CLASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS it can't beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Halloween. It was just a lovely night. I hate halloween so it might have started off a bit rocky.

I should go get dressed. Class in a couple minutes. Stay tuned.

*********I'M BACK************************

I'm dressed. I'm in class. It's too early. I'm still a little petered (by a little I mean I'm pretty solid). MOVIE TODAY! MOVIE TODAY! MOVIE TODAY! Just found out we are watching a movie today. Then we have a slide show. This day might shape up.

Anyway. Halloween. It was a night. Not too much. Not too little. Went to a couple of get togethers. A lovely time for all.

I am in the back row. And by that I mean there is a back row. Then I dragged a table behind it. Now I am just in the corner by myself. Now there is some guy next to me. Pay attention to teacher. But now I don't look quite as crazy. Maybe.

I can read the board if I look at it for a few minutes first.

Salmon. Salmon. Salmon. Salmon field trip in one week. They like salmon here. I like eating salmon. We don't do it too often. I think I will go downtown today.

+1 sibling today. Celebration.

Mel and I went to Ad's last night. A good time had by all. Didn't have to walk home! Got a ride! Perfect! Me and Ni are now best friends. I'm pretty excited. If anything comes out of what we talked about last night the next couple weeks will be a COUPLE OF WEEKS. I'm not sure if anything will come out of it but. One can dream.

After we got back me and Mel and Av and Ja and Er talked for a while. Ja thought I was mocking her. I wasn't! I was interested in her thoughts! Then me and Ja and Er went to some apartment. Fun.

Naked Dance Party Lunch Break. For sure.

I'm paying so much attention. You don't even know.

Oh my god. I have to be here until 12. Oh lord. I still have more than two hours. OH NOOOOO. And then my day isn't even close to done. But it will be NDPLB.

We're going up to Tacoma this weekend. Saturday. I half really want to go, I half just really want to stay behind and have the place to myself. Me time. I can't decide what I should do. I just want to ultrasound sheep on Saturday and then take a nap and then hang out. But maybe I want to go. Who knows.

Popular but ugly

What a week! The ups! The downs!

I did not enjoy this week too much. It might have been because I slept the whole time but I just couldn't get my act together to ever go to class or sheep club. Although I only missed class on Monday I was just not in class ever.

I was so glad when Thursday rolled around and my final thing to do for the week was go to sign language and what a class! We have our midterm on Tuesday and so we just got in study groups and like quizzed each other on signs and my group just had the biggest mental breakdown. I think our brain just melted and then we were oozing out of our seats and laughing too much. A nice ending to the week.

Thursday night I had a quiet night in and watched Donnie Darko. I think that was Thursday but I can't be sure. A lovely movie.

Friday I had the nicest day. In the afternoon Ke and I went downtown and at first meandered about and we went into this like thrift shop and I just wanted it all. We found the nicest matching Mexican dresses that would have been perfect for Shmequila Wednesdays but they were made for babies. Then we found this guy who was wearing this black robe thing and singing nicely to the plants and so we listened to him for a while but then he walked into the bushes and started to pee. We gave him some privacy. I stole some basil from a basil plant.

Then on Friday night Mel and I went to Ad's house and had the loveliest time. The whole crowd was there and this Wednesday afternoon is Naked Mud Wrestling Wednesday and its going to be good. Me vs. Ad vs. Je. Fight till the death.

xoxo

gossip girl

Harold and Maude

I should update this at some point. Maybe when I am not trying to write an essay. But that is probably the only reason I am writing here anyway.

This apartment is a madhouse. You need to all come visit. You would fit right in.

Everything is going well. It's just so pleasant.

So many parties so much of the time. Always wonderful. Just running all over town causing trouble. Just what needs to happen. Shmequila Wednesday this Wednesday. Goal is to make it past 10 pm. Cross your fingers.

Catch you on the flip side.

this is my thought process

exactly.

THE SADDEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD IS THAT I WASN'T ALIVE DURING ELVIS' PRIME.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

catz.

mommie

i wish
i knew where mommie waz
there is mouse outside i want to eat
if only ther waz a mommie to help me catch
then eat itbut i dont wants to
do the catching

MOOOOMMMMMMIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

quail

mmmmm quail
like to eat lots of bird
chicken, goats, beef,
poultry and foul
all thebird
mmmmmmmmmmm
yarn yarn birdy bird beef
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

MERM

EHHHHHHHHH NEZXT SEMESTER WHATTTTTTTTTTTT?????

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1 carved pumpkin
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.
.
.

.

check!

MY RESPONSE

Dear Sir or Madame,
I have taken your love as ransom. Here are my demands:
1. freshly baked non-vegan brownies
2. a male flannel shirt
3. plain unsalted rice cakes
4. a carved pumpkin
5. your name
You have two weeks to comply. I will be eagerly waiting.
xoxo,
Blonde Beauty

STALKER

Dear Blonde Beauty,
I've seen you around campus; you stay late in the Bon every night. I've been far too nervous to approach you, for your beauty intimidates me. Hair as striking as yours looks lovely at any length. Even your quirky style and swan-like grace captivate me. I only wish you could see me as I see you.
I'll understand if you do not respond, but I had to take the chance.
-MSC 2229

SO THAT IS THE MESSAGE I GET IN MY MAIL BOX YESTERDAY MORNING.
so i clearly thought it was a huge joke because that is a VERY weird letter but then through thorough investigation its this friends of a Br's RA and she says that he is a legit person but CLEARLY he's not but like now I have to like RESPOND to the letter and I do not know what to DOOOOOOOO so he CLEEEEARLY stalks me and it makes me verrrrrrrry uncomfortable.

EDIT: WHAT DO I RESPOND??????

I HAVE

A CREEPY STALKER WHO IS IN LOVE WITH ME AND IT MAKES ME VERY UNCOMFORTABLE. more to come when i have time.

xoxo,
gossip girl

GFYABFCASBHDV

YOU WOULD BE SO JEALOUS OF WHAT I UJST DID BECUASE IT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DEEP SOUTH AND THERE WAS A GIANT OLD WATER PIPE AND THERE WAS THIS LIKE RUSTY OLD METAL BRIDGE THING AND IT WAS THE BEST THING

oooooo awkward

So there I was, minding my own business, getting out of the shower into the changing part of the shower when I hear a squirmel of noise so I look up and there is reallytallguy just getting into the changing compartment and we make eye contact for like WAY too long then all of a sudden look away from each other. He was fully clothed, I was completely naked.

Oh, the flaws of the shower stall.

meeeermmmmm grumble

So last night I went over to my friends' dorm to avoid studying and Cmini yells as soon as I enter that SHE WANTS TO DO SOMETHING. And since I never back down from a challenge, especially one regarding avoiding my school work, me Cmini and D think of the places we could go on campus to have fun. We concluded that ITS JUST BEEN TOO DARN LONG SINCE THERE WAS SOME CHEESE ACTION. ITS COLLEGE. FUCK THE FACT THAT ITS WEDNESDAY NIGHT AND I HAVE ECONOMICS AT FUCKING 8 IN THE MORNING AND I HAVEN'T DONE ANY OF THE HOMEWORK. So we make one phone call (JUST LIKE HOW QUICKLY IT TOOK US RIGHT??) and smack some UP.

We head out to some woods behind our dorm and I'm reminded of that time we went in the "woods" behind our tent and suggested that this was not a legitimate locale. So we head over to this trail behind the rose garden and find ourselves a nice log to sit upon and whip out the apple, cheese and have ourselves a delightful.. snack. (a sidenote: apples work wonderfully for cheese) Except we were also in a rose garden or blackberry bush, there was some debate, and so we kept on stabbing ourselves with all the thorns so now my hand has multiple holes in it from forgetting to not put my hand on the log. So Cmini, D, roomate of Cmini and D, and me went to go lay in the grass by and everything was MAD creepy becuase there was this american flag with an eery light on it and it was the only light around.

I told them the story about that time I ate chicken and peanut butter but they were hardcore fixated on the fact that we ROASTED A CHICKEN. They thought we were tres clever.

So after a while I returned to my dorm and tried.. to do my homework. It was ... fruitful. A valient effort.

Then I woke up at the fucking crack of dawn to go to fucking economics (at which point the cheese was still alive and kicking in my system). I was... fully there.. and fully alert.. and not at all tired or spacey.

Once class finished, I practically ran back to my dorm, jumped into bed and took the best nap I have ever had in my entire life.

.. OTHER THAN BUNKBED NAPPING OF COURSE.

Ah, college.

AWWWWWW

MY DESKTOP BACKGROUND.
GOODTIMES.
GOODTIMES.

life as a Vegan

i'm feeling mad nostalgic about the summer. i keep feeling like this is a short break from the summer and then i shall return to the nothing days of living at a's house and just kind of being like one of those floaty feathery things. thats what the summer reminded me of. being that floating thing and just kind of being warm and lovely. working at beaver camp seems like years in the past. we had an epic summer. one of these days when i dont have a paper and reading to do (like, never any more since school is tomorrow) i think i will recap some of the summer highlights.

but yea, the weather is great here because its been like 60-70s and like some cloud and some sun which is great weather but its just kind of a shock after just coming from like 80-90s, it makes it feel like summer was a long time ago.

yesterday was the welcome back dinner for all the upperclassman (even though most havent even moved in yet) and so they had like a marimba band or somethign play at dinner.

thats them somewhere else. for us they played sllightly more upbeat and so all the freshman had a dance party to it and it was so lanky because there is no way to dance to that without just flailing. that was really fun because we were all dancing and clapping and singing along and it was great.

then i went back to some peoples rooms and played cards until it was time to go to a comedy performance "sex signals" that was like quite funny in the first half then the second half turned awkward and weird because they made a bizarre transition into PEOPLE RAPE YOU AT COLLEGE it was just bizarre. then i went back to watch a movie with some people in the lounge and it was great and i had to not fall asleep but that is all i ever do when i watch movies so it was hard work. but my friend brought some amazing tea from home (shes from montana ... hehehehehe) and it was DELICIOUS.

the night before i went to an open mic night at the student art place and it was really cool except for one guy that like did a 30 minute lecture and demonstration on the fife. it was a little excessive.

today i bought my books (OUTRAGEOUS PRICE DON'T EVEN BOTHER GOING TO COLLEGE BECAUSE THE BOOKS ARE TOO EXPENSIVE) and i cried the entire time because books are expensive.
then i went into portland to do a scavenger hunt with some people. we thought we were last so we didnt even bother moving at a legitimate pace but it turns out we were fifth so we still won the prize of a dozen donuts at this really cool donut place. the donuts were like donuts so i didn't enjoy them that much but the atmosphere of the place was really cool and i would love to work there at some pointttttttt.

tonight im going to an outdoors backpacking thing info session to see about future trips which i think will be fun. then its BINGO! night... where i figure not too many people will go so maybe ill win a lot becuase they give away dorm decorations which would be lovely to have.

when i get back for thanksgiving we're going out to like RIBS MEAT MEAT MEAT restaurant because they only believe is meat a little bit here. and i believe in meat A LOT. so i'm having a difficult relationship with the meatlessness.

you know you want to send me mail
xoxo
gossip girl